Shuddh Hindi me madhur rasili pati ke liye -
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H
Naasta banana,
Bartan saaf karna
Ghar ki safai karna
Kapre dhona
Ese sabhi kaam agar koi estri jaldi jaldi
shantipurwak kare to use kaamwali kahte H
aur ye sabhi kaam koi estri bhayankar krodh
me aur barbarate hue kare to use Gharwali kahte H
Pati - aaj ghar bahut Neat and Clean dikh raha h?
Tumhara Whats App aaj band hai kaya?
Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha
khojte khojte safai ho gayi.....
Tumhara Whats App aaj band hai kaya?
Patni - nahi jee, wo mera charger nahi mil raha tha
khojte khojte safai ho gayi.....
Watching India v Sri Lanka, 4th ODI match -
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Anushka sharma 2 virat "Rohit Sharma ka mobile number to forward kar de yaar. I don't want to change my surname"
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Anushka sharma 2 virat "Rohit Sharma ka mobile number to forward kar de yaar. I don't want to change my surname"
Raat me Itni thand me rajai se nikalkar Peshab Karne ke liye
jana kisi stunt se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §
jana kisi stunt se kam nahi hai...............§ winter special jokes in hindi §
Hindu marriage Láw doesn't permit 2 marriage?
Coz- Indian Constitution árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme offence...
Coz- Indian Constitution árticle 20(2) says: "No human cán be punished twice 4 the sáme offence...
ek hath me Lipstick
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h
dusre me Mobile
Ek kaan cooker ki siti par
dusra whatapp ki notification par
ek aakh TV serial par
dusra husband ki activity par
koon kahta hai nari jiwan aasan h
Latest New santa banta jokes 2015
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.....terrorist jokes
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.....terrorist jokes
Lovely lines by a lovely preety Girl: 
“He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge…
I’m going to steal his last name…
“He stole my heart & I’m planning to take a revenge…
I’m going to steal his last name…
Teenage love story -
Boy- I love you
Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?
Boy- I love you
Girl- mai abhi eske ke liye tayaar nahi hu
Boy- ab kaya, hai bolne ke liye bhi make up karogi, pagli?
chandu ke chacha ne, chandu ki chachi ko
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli
kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!
chandi ke chamche se chatni chatai
chacha se chachi boli
kaab tak chatayega chatni mujhe?
kabhi chinese chiken chilly bhi khila de!
Mere se Girlfriend kahte H - shadi kar lo tumhari jindigi jannat bana dugi
aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan to dekho kamini ka
aur banana use daal chawal bhi nahi ata; Bol Bachchan to dekho kamini ka
As I look back in my life, I Remember Tears i Cried
Jokes I laugh & Things I lost & Missed by
Bt there is 1 thing I nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET”
Jokes I laugh & Things I lost & Missed by
Bt there is 1 thing I nevr Regret Its D day “JAB WE MET”
snta to his cute parrot - mitthu...mitthu..Imarti khayega?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
Mitthu - Tu apni bumps me dal le, pehle tez mirchi khila khila ke Bawaseer karwa di, ab diabetes bhi karwayega kaya?
aksar cute girls ke boyfriend phale se hote h
par mera manana h ki
goalkeeper ke khade rahen ke baad vi gol ho sakta h
par mera manana h ki
goalkeeper ke khade rahen ke baad vi gol ho sakta h
Arz kiya jara gour kijiyega-
kami libas ki jism par azib lagi hai
mughe amir baap ki beti garib lagi hai
ye mene kab kaha yaaro ki wo mughe buri lagti h
kami libas ki jism par azib lagi hai
mughe amir baap ki beti garib lagi hai
ye mene kab kaha yaaro ki wo mughe buri lagti h
Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega
Böy: Hey, I've göt 2 words 2 tell.
Girl: Wat?
Böy: Ï Löve Ü!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 wörds?
Böy: Nö!(U)&(I) are öne.
Girl: Wat?
Böy: Ï Löve Ü!
Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 wörds?
Böy: Nö!(U)&(I) are öne.
GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I chose 'truth' and not 'dare'!
On this ßirthday apart
I have just óne wish
That I cóuld be with yóu
tó hug and tó kiss
Hów much dó I love yóu
you may never know
But the next time I see yóu
I'll let my lóve shów.....birthday wishes for lover 2015
I have just óne wish
That I cóuld be with yóu
tó hug and tó kiss
Hów much dó I love yóu
you may never know
But the next time I see yóu
I'll let my lóve shów.....birthday wishes for lover 2015
,///,
( '_ ' )
<( )>
. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke SMS ke intezar me..
(',' )
<)(>
. J L
aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
( '_ ' )
<( )>
. J L
aise the hum.
lekin aapke SMS ke intezar me..
(',' )
<)(>
. J L
aise ho gye h..Dekha kitni kmjori a gai.
Nasha tha unke pyar ka ,
jiss mein hum kho gaye ,
unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye................to say I Love You to special one
jiss mein hum kho gaye ,
unhi bhi nahi pata chala,
ke kab hum unke ho gaye................to say I Love You to special one
Tum haseen ho Gulab jaisi ho
bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho
hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.......special tarif msgs for girlfriend
bahut nazuk ho khawab jaisi ho
hothon se lagakar pee jayoon tumhe
Sir se paanv tak sharab jaisi ho.......special tarif msgs for girlfriend
While preparing her resume a young girl wrote: 
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......
Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend!
Arz kiya hai-
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Dewaane fir b Latak jate hain.
Jis Bus me baithi ho Haseenaye,
Us Bus k shishe chatak jaate hai,
Driver chahe jitni tej chalaye,
Dewaane fir b Latak jate hain.
A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."
"Dear Husband, your wallet was getting fat so I am taking it out for a walk."
Kabi pasand na aye mera Msg To bta dena dost
Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
(,'')__;=-
/) )
_/ /
Thaaen
Thaaen
Ek to best msgs kro upr se nautnki.
Hum dil pe pthar rakh k Tumhe goli mar dnge
(,'')__;=-
/) )
_/ /
Thaaen
Thaaen
Ek to best msgs kro upr se nautnki.
Good friends are not easy to obtain;
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!
Once obtained, they're difficult to maintain;
One maintained, they're difficult to sustain;
Once lost, they're simply impossible to regain!
Moral: Take good care of me, you lucky brat!
Uski Yaado Me Beeti Har Raat Alag Hai,
Uske Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag Hai,
Har Shaqs Mujhe Tanha Chod Ke Chala Gaya,
Magar Mere Uss Yaar Ki Har Baat Alag Hai.
Uske Sath Hui Har Mulaqat Alag Hai,
Har Shaqs Mujhe Tanha Chod Ke Chala Gaya,
Magar Mere Uss Yaar Ki Har Baat Alag Hai.
Ÿe dil udããs hai bas ek pàl ko àaö tùm
Qareeb àà ke hume fir se àazmaö tùm
Khàtà hai meri to de do koi sàza mujhkö
Ÿe kàb kahà ke mûjhe tànhà chhod jaaö tùm........................emotional love msgs 2015
Qareeb àà ke hume fir se àazmaö tùm
Khàtà hai meri to de do koi sàza mujhkö
Ÿe kàb kahà ke mûjhe tànhà chhod jaaö tùm........................emotional love msgs 2015
Me apke pyaar me kuch aisa kar jaunga,
ban ke khushbu fiza me bikhar jaunga,
bhulna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
saans loge to main dil me utar jaunga!.............propose sms in hindi for girlfriend
ban ke khushbu fiza me bikhar jaunga,
bhulna chaho to saanso ko rok lena,
saans loge to main dil me utar jaunga!.............propose sms in hindi for girlfriend
Ü r my dream in mÿ slêêp;
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life;
Ü r every thing to me ;
MY lõve! MY Life!..............propose messages in english
Ü r the vision of my eye;
Ü r the smile of my lips;
Ü r the beat of my heart;
Ü r an angel in my prayers;
Ü r the light of my life;
Ü r every thing to me ;
MY lõve! MY Life!..............propose messages in english
Yaad Rukti Nahi Rok Pane Se,
Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se,
Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se
Dil Manta Nhi Kisi k Samjhane Se
Ruk Jati H Dhadkan Aapko Bhool Jane Se,
Isliye Apko Yad Krte H Message k Bahane Se
Jadu hai uski har ek baat me,
yaad bahut aati hai din aur raat me,
kal jab dekha tha maine sapna raat me,
tab bhi uska hi haath tha mere haath me.............propose sms in hindi
yaad bahut aati hai din aur raat me,
kal jab dekha tha maine sapna raat me,
tab bhi uska hi haath tha mere haath me.............propose sms in hindi
Dhadkan ki awaaz hó tum,
Is dil ke jazbaat ho tum,
Hamare din aur raat hó tum,
Meetha sa ehsaas hó tum,
kya kahein hamare liye kitne khaas hó tum...............propose msgs in hindi for girlfriend
Is dil ke jazbaat ho tum,
Hamare din aur raat hó tum,
Meetha sa ehsaas hó tum,
kya kahein hamare liye kitne khaas hó tum...............propose msgs in hindi for girlfriend
Sach bólta hu jhut bólne ki adat nhi mujhe ,
ek tere siwa kisi ki chahat nhi mujhe,
aye dóst apne baare me sóchu kis tarah,
ek pal bhi teri yaadó se fursat nhi mujhe..........propose quotes in hindi for girlfriend
ek tere siwa kisi ki chahat nhi mujhe,
aye dóst apne baare me sóchu kis tarah,
ek pal bhi teri yaadó se fursat nhi mujhe..........propose quotes in hindi for girlfriend
Likh to doo mai uska naam har dar-o-deewar par,
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,
,
,
,
lekin khyaal aata hai ki,
,
,
masoom hai mera sanam kahi badnaam na ho jaye...
,
,
,
,
,
lekin khyaal aata hai ki,
,
,
masoom hai mera sanam kahi badnaam na ho jaye...
A very small love story.. Boy:excuse me.! Girl-Yes, bro.!
Mathematical joke:(13×13×13)=?
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR
Think, Think deeply
Not getting??
Ans: SUROOR!
Tera(13) tera(13) tera(13)= SUROOR
Apki Ada,
Apki Smile,
Apka Chehra,
Apka Chalna,
Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Julfein,
Apki Aankhen,
Apka Andaz....
Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti...
Apki Smile,
Apka Chehra,
Apka Chalna,
Apka Bolna,
Apka Sharmana,
Apki Julfein,
Apki Aankhen,
Apka Andaz....
Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti...
An Ultra Modern wife's note for the husband :
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...
I am going out with my friends for dinner. Your dinner is in the recipe book, on page 25 and ingredients are available at reliance Fresh :
Aaj ki naari
sab pe bhaari!!!...
Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!........................very funny exam jokes 2015
Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi
God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi
Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!........................very funny exam jokes 2015
Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu
par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga....
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu
par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga....
3 cheezo se bani he duniya- "himmat hosla or dum"
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi
3 lamho se bani he zindagi- "khushi,ehsaas or gum"
3 cheezo se bani he yeh dosti-"u,me" or hum.....................best friendship quotes in hindi
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Aagosh Main Lelo Mujhe Tanha Hoo Main
Basa Lo Dil Main Tnha Hoo Main
Jo Tum Nahi Zindagi Main To Kuch Nahi
Sama Jao Mujh Main Ki Tanha Hoo Main.......................romantic sms for girlfriend
Basa Lo Dil Main Tnha Hoo Main
Jo Tum Nahi Zindagi Main To Kuch Nahi
Sama Jao Mujh Main Ki Tanha Hoo Main.......................romantic sms for girlfriend
Bikta h gum hasi k bazar me.
Lakho dard chhipe hote h ek chhote se inkar me.
Wo kya samjh payenge pyar ki kashis ko.
Jinhone fark hi ni samjha pasand or pyar me.
Lakho dard chhipe hote h ek chhote se inkar me.
Wo kya samjh payenge pyar ki kashis ko.
Jinhone fark hi ni samjha pasand or pyar me.
Tujhe dekhta hu to accha lgta hai,
tujhse bolta hu to accha lgta hai.
Bhale hi ho dard dunia bhar ka mere jeevan me par,
mai ek pal tujhe sochta hu to accha lgta hai..........................new msgs for love
tujhse bolta hu to accha lgta hai.
Bhale hi ho dard dunia bhar ka mere jeevan me par,
mai ek pal tujhe sochta hu to accha lgta hai..........................new msgs for love
Aalam yeh hai k Barish ab thamni chahiye,
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye.....................barish sms..............funny monsoon sms in hindi
kale badalo se nayi roshni ab nikalni chahiye,
sirf shayari karna mere zindagi ka maksad nahi yaro,
2din se balcony me latak rahi underwear bhi toh sukhni chahiye.....................barish sms..............funny monsoon sms in hindi
9.00 : *beep beep*..
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
Msgs received... salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
9.01 : *beep beep*
Home EMI auto debited..
9.02 : *beep beep*
Car loan EMI auto debited..
9.03 : *beep beep*
Credit card bill auto debited..
9.04 : *beep beep*
Phone bill auto debited..
9.05 : *beep beep*
Electricity bill auto debited..
9.06 : *beep beep*
LIC EMI auto debited..
9.07 : *beep beep*
Medical insurance EMI debited..
9.08 : *beep beep*
Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu
Zindgi hasin hai zindgi se pyar karo,
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi
hai raat to subah ka intzar karo,
wo pal bhi ayega jiska intzar hai apko,
rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitwar karo..................best life quotes in hindi/Positive life quotes in hindi
Dear Suraj Bhagwan.......
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!.............funny summer seasons msgs
Please go to settings
» display
» brightness
and lower your brightness!.............funny summer seasons msgs
Neta- Hamari party me 'CORRUPT' logo k liye koi jagah nahi h..!
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Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?
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Bheed me se ek awaaz aayi:- HOUSEFULL Ho Gaya KYA?
Latest IPL Adv:
Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi...
Please enjoy the matches.....Fixed toh aapki Shadi bhi thi...
3G 4G ki shakti hume dena data
Cell ka signal kamjor ho na
Hum rhe range me har kadam pe
Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na!
Cell ka signal kamjor ho na
Hum rhe range me har kadam pe
Bhul kar bhi .. Hum offline ho na!
Boss-Tumari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!
Lady secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer me expert hu,
Thoda accounts b janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hu, Disease free aur healthy hu, Khana vi accha pakati hu
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli, ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!!!
Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne,
tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne,
maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte,
bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.
tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne,
maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte,
bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.
Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi.
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!
Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!
Santa: doctor, this medicine
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.
is not available at any medical store.
Doctor:oh sorry,
i forgot to write the medicine.
That was my signature.
Welcome to the season of:
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic sms sms for girlfriend
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!
Happy Juicy Fruity Mango season!....................very romantic sms sms for girlfriend
A boy found aladin's lamp,
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
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.
.
He laughed & said:
.
.
Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!
he asked him to increase
all girls brain ten times more..!!
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.
.
.
.
He laughed & said:
.
.
Multiplication does not apply on zero..!!
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai.
Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai.
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya
dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai...
Tere hi khayalon me din gujar jata hai.
Aaj pucha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse kya
dur rahker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai...
Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati
Sala kaha rehta hai.?
Circut: dhobigath pe.
Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..?
Circut: bhai english main usko,
Washington kehte hai.
Sala kaha rehta hai.?
Circut: dhobigath pe.
Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..?
Circut: bhai english main usko,
Washington kehte hai.
Arz kiya hai…
ye bima company
wale bhi kya
gazab karte hai..
Logo ki biwiyon
ke paas ghanto baith kar,
pati ke marne ke
faayde batate
hain…
ye bima company
wale bhi kya
gazab karte hai..
Logo ki biwiyon
ke paas ghanto baith kar,
pati ke marne ke
faayde batate
hain…
Holidays, Hotels & Women: Three things that always look better online than in real life!
1. Set the alarm of 7:00 am.
2. Wake up at 6:59 am.
3. 'Off' the alarm before it alarms.
4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!!
2. Wake up at 6:59 am.
3. 'Off' the alarm before it alarms.
4. Feel like a Bomb Defuser!!
Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho
k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye
har answar me woh dard bhar do ke
check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye
har answar me woh dard bhar do ke
check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
Na kuchh tu lekar aaya tha, na hi kuchh lekay jayega;
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!
mujhe message na karke zaalim, tu kitna chillar bachayega!
I löve sö much mÿ heart is surë. As time göes ön I löve ÿöu mörë, Yöur swëët smilë. Your löving facë No1 will ëvër takë ur placë.
The tenderness of ÿõur rõsy lips, the fragrance of ÿõur breath,
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!
the warmth of ÿõur embrace and being with ÿõu is a dream cõme true. I lõve ÿou!
Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes
Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs
Apke paon buhut khoobsurat hain,
Kia yehi khoobsurat paon mere bachon ki jannat ban sakte hain?...............express your love in a funny way
Kia yehi khoobsurat paon mere bachon ki jannat ban sakte hain?...............express your love in a funny way
Usne toh sab keh dala hai baton hi baton me.......
Aur hum ek ishaara bhi na ker sakey itni saari mulaqaaton me.
Aur hum ek ishaara bhi na ker sakey itni saari mulaqaaton me.
Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.
Latest facebook Relationship Status: a aa i ee u oo mera dil na todo................
When i am not able to decide between 'aap' and 'tu', I automatically switch to English
People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Red Fort if you allow pan masala inside.
The sweetest msg:
wife to husband : you should learn to hug ur mistakes.
The husband immediately hugged her !
wife to husband : you should learn to hug ur mistakes.
The husband immediately hugged her !
Like the dew drops on the flowers
I love the feelings of ur lips on mine
with the warmth of ur embance....
I love to keep sinking in your arms always
all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs.
I love the feelings of ur lips on mine
with the warmth of ur embance....
I love to keep sinking in your arms always
all I wanna say I love you always........say it to your sweetheart with this romantic msgs.
Ae Meri Jaan-E-Ghazal Kyu Teri Chahat Naa Karu ? Saans Ruk Jae Agar Tujhse Muhabbat Naa Karu.
Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....
Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ?
Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..
Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..
Kabhi toota nahi mere dil se teri yaad ka rishta,
guftugoo jiss se bhi ho khayal tera hi rehta hai..
guftugoo jiss se bhi ho khayal tera hi rehta hai..
Santa: Our new neighbour is an Aam Aadmi Party member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy :)";
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning!
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning!
Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people.
Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai
Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??
Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??
What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly!
Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly!
Ðëkha Tujhë Jãßsë
ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe
MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã"
ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages
ßåâT Ýëh DìL me HaÌ TåßSe
MîL Jãaÿë Mujhe Pýãår Tërã"
ßáS Äùr Kuch Nàhï Çháheÿe Ráß Se..........To send to your love.......Express yourself with these beautiful messages
The main tension of parents nowadays..!!
What their Son/Daughter download….
But...But
What their daughters upload
What their Son/Daughter download….
But...But
What their daughters upload
Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai
Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!
Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ??
Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not.
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Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2015
Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not.
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Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very funny husband wife jokes 2015
Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai?
Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!
Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!
Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h
"wah wah"
aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h
"wah wah"
aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h
Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as...
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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!
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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!
Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur?
Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana.
Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana.
For me you're as:
Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!
Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!
Beautiful Lines:
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Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!
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Next time, I'll send you beautiful circles!
Dil Dard Karta Hai Jis Ki Dava Tum Ho
Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho
Agar Qaymaat Ka Dar Na Hota To Keh Dete Khuda Tum Ho
Ye ishq bhi Nasha-e-Sharab jaisa hain,
Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye
Kare to Marr jaye chode to kidhar jaye
Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai..
Bas ek aakhri sawal
ladki ne kabhi
Asaram Bapu se "Ashirwad" to nahi liya na??
Bas ek aakhri sawal
ladki ne kabhi
Asaram Bapu se "Ashirwad" to nahi liya na??
Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….?
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Bus conducter.
Chaliye, chaliye,
aage badhiye.
Aage badhiye.
Aage badhte rahiye.
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Bus conducter.
Chaliye, chaliye,
aage badhiye.
Aage badhiye.
Aage badhte rahiye.
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER.....
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Immediately after Marriage!!
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Immediately after Marriage!!
Wife Mobile, Husband Simcard,
Dono Mile To Hua Recharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hui To Outgoing,
Twins Hue To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Na Hua To Network Problem!
Dono Mile To Hua Recharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hui To Outgoing,
Twins Hue To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Na Hua To Network Problem!
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Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes
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Seb ke jahah Ped gir jata or newton wahe nipat gaya hota.................student jokes
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