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Aajkal Motorcycle Company es prakar ki bike bna rahi hai
Jis par piche baithi ladki
Girlfriend ki jagah esi lagti hai
Jese Vikram ke upper Betaal latka ho....

Pappu 1 baar wedding party me gaya...
waha usne dbaa dbaa ke 20 butter nan kha liye
thori der ke baad pet me dard huwa...
bhagkar toilet me gya
pet pakadkar kar bola-
bahut dard ho raha hai
Hey bhagwan ya to jaan nikaal de ya naan nikal de

Kuch ladke to bas esi ummid me blood donate karte hai
ki Filmo ki tarah kisi cute ladki ko
unka khun chadaya jaega aur phir vo
dundte dundte unhe pyaar karne aaygi

Santa-Bhaiya aaj somose acche nahi bane hai
Kal wale acche the
Samosa waala- kaya baat kar rahe ho?
ye smose kal wale to hai bhaiya....

Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke....

Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

Delhite Girl 1 - Mere paas property Hai, Bangla Hai, Farm House Hai, bank balace hai, BMW Car hai tumhare paas kaya hai??
Delhite Girl 2- Oye Mere pass odd aur even number ke gadi wale 2 boyfriend...

Matrimonial AD in Delhi : Boy with even car number seeks
girl with odd car number- no bar on caste, religion

Ab Delhi me kundli or 36 gun milane se phle ye dekha jayega ki ladke aur ladki ki
Car ke even/odd number khi mel to nahi kha rahe hai!

Kuch log Facebook(Social Websites) par Dislike button se satisfied nahi hai
woh esa button chahte hai...
Jis par click karne se comment karne wale ke ghar kanooni notice pahuch jaaye

Bhartiya naari sanskaar wali hoti hai
Vo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko
-Abe Gadhe
-Oye Gadhe
-Sun Gadhe
nahi bolti
esiliye wo short me
"A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai"

Airtel Girl to Santa-kaya aap ke Mobile 4G hai?
Santa- Mere Mobile me 6G hai
Girl-Impossible!!
Santa- U ka hai hamra mobile me double sim hai aur dono me 3G+3G hai
to ho gaya na madam 6G

Apple- I look like the human heart
Mango- I look like a stomach
Grapes- I look like eyes
Banana- I hate this game

Kajriwaal sarkaar ka sabse bada phesla to "Sharab pine ki umar ko ghtana he hai"
aab modi sarkar laakh koshish kar le kabhi delhi me jeet nahi paayege

Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale hai
vo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaam
karte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye

Jo baandhe se bande aur torne se toot jaye uska naam bandhan
Jo apne aap baan jaye aur jivan bhar na tute uska naam Sambandh

Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai

Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai

Kahe ki Maa-Jail jane se dar nahi lagta....
darrr to Aasharam se lagta hai...

kahe ka maa:kaya karu apne upar lage elzaam se bechane ke liye?
Advocate-Jail me jane se accha hai media ke samne ro lo, saab
yahe karte hai

Asaram-Kahe ki Maa ko jaldi girftar karke meri jail bhej do
Asaram-me unka entzaar kaar raha hu khub jamgi jodi BABA aur B@BY ki

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